New Moon Over Lyndie

Have you ever made a date with your BFF, shown up and been forced to watch a movie you have no interest in seeing?

Or, how about when you begin to protest said movie that you have no interest in seeing, you are completely dismissed, told YOU WILL watch said movie AND you'll enjoy it....?

What am I? 9?

Hey, how about right before the trailers start to play (which would be your favorite part) your best friend audibly sighs and that's your cue to fetch her some popcorn.

And would you Biggie Size that bad dog and make it post haste?

You know, so she doesn't miss her movie........
(Cuz it ain't YOUR movie. Remember?)

You've sucked it up thus far, so you fetch the popcorn, and return just in time for the trailers and just as the movie you have no interest in seeing rolls its opening, you begin to giggle because you are just that sure of the STUPIDITY of said movie and Someone begins to shriek at you to stop mocking the film; that talking during the movie will not be tolerated and don't make her duct tape your mouth shut!

You know..........................cuz you were lucky to be invited.

Fast forward through 2 hours of Edward, Bella & Jacob; Vampires vs. Wolves; a trip to see the Volturi & a dream sequence where sparkly faced vampires run in slow motion through the forest.

Fade to black, credits roll and.....................................................

Another member of Team Jacob is born!

I turn to my BFF and she immediately puts up her hand and says: Mocking of the Twilight Saga is not allowed.

I say: WHAT? I just had a few questions about the Volturi......

And she says in her all knowing tone: You're gonna wanna read the books, Sister.

Damn. That's Twilight, Bitches.

So shameful.........